Welcome to the "On-The-Line" shop of the Killer Klowns

the most awesomest, rockinest, good lookingest, band in the world, originally from outer space but currently residing in Australia, Melbourne to be more precise and slightly south of your house.

Killer Klowns: The gentle art of pure overkill. A lovers kiss delivered with a sledgehammer. A velvet glove full of rocks. A metaphor struggling for an ending…

Killer Klowns: The songs you love, the way you love it, and the songs you hate, the way they should have been played in the first place. Rock. Metal. Industrial. No dubstep! Nix on the doof! Nada whiny acoustic X Factor/The Voice rubbish.

Nobody is off limits for reanimation.

Yes you’ll get your 300g of Rammstein & Disturbed. Baked in a slow oven next to the Marilyn Manson & Linkin Park. Add Limp Bizkit to taste, throw in some RATM and assorted 80s hits remanufactured and serve on a bed of tongue-in-cheek Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and a sprinkle of Disney classics. Let it go, indeed…

The Killer Klowns store was born from requests from those who’ve experienced the live rock show; a show that raises the ‘live rock show’ bar to new heights, then takes that bar, smears lube on it, and shoves it up the ass of anyone politically correct enough to complain.
R rated.
XXX rated
PG for sure!

The Killer Klowns store is just in time to supply your fashion needs before the next live show, or satiate your blood lust for KK loyalty! Music. Unusual Kollectables. Fashion statements. Street T-shirt pride. Mothers day gifts… Everything you asked for, and few things you’d wished for.
Say hi to yr mum for us. xx